Squint some more, Squinty McSquintface!I watched the worst awards show in the history of awards shows. The AMA's or Ass Masters Awards. JK LOL RMAOLOL SMP WTFBBQ! I meant American Music Awards.
When Kanye jumped up on the stage at the MTV music awards he achieved the honor of Magna Cum Douche, and I admit, I was on the bandwagon. But now, with that little ferret faced Taylor Swift winning all the damn awards the music industry has to offer, I'm seeing the light. You are a visionary Kanye West.
Artists that aren't backed by a nation of hormone charged puberty factories, have to sit in the audience and try not to cuss under their breath because another award went to a 19 year old country pop star. Is that what America loves? County pop stars? I'd move to Canada, but they're responsible for Nickelback.
BTW why does the camera focus on Rascal Flatts during the Jay Z performance and Snoop Dogg during the Keith Urban performance? Way to go AMA's, you've torn down the racial barriers. Mr. Obama we're going to need your Nobel Peace prize back, we've made a mistake. AMA's, you suck!
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