TLC is going to H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

TLC or The Learning Channel to the lapers, is going to the anti-heaven.

Exploitation at it's finest. That's the creedo of TLC. I hope I'm not the only one that sees this trend of releasing shows that are just wrong... and kind of funny, but that's only because I'm a tad evil. Just a little.

Jon and Kate plus Eight. MORE! Table for Twelve. MORE POWER!! 18 Kids and Counting. MORTAL KOMBAT!!! TLC, you glorious son of a bitch, you've done it! You've taken ordinary things and made them EXTRAordinary. Everyone loves little kids, then let's giv'em 18 f#$%ing kids! Everyone loves little people. Let's giv'em a couple of little people and watch how they cope with the struggles of a big world. That's for pansies! Let's get a couple of little people and have them work in a CHOCOLATE FACTORY! What's left? We've done a show to supply Dateline: To Catch A Predator with plenty of material by airing Toddlers and Tiaras. We've done a show about little people with little people kids and normal sized kids. We've done a show about a mob boss that bakes cakes. What's left?

I'VE F#$%ING GOT IT!!! A show following an African American family. But let's make them really fat! Cast your Emmy ballots now cause no other show on TV has a chance. We'll name it One Big Happy Family. Get it? Because they're big, and they're happy because they always look at the bright side of their inabilities and appearances. Throw some money at them, edit the footage to make them seem like caricatures of their true selves, then when they become famous enough to be hounded by paparazzi and the family splits up, we'll move on. Then we'll create a show about a family of 20 over weight African American little people who make custom choppers out of chocolate. It will be called "F#$%ING AWESOME"!

TLC, what are you thinking? The Discovery Channel has shows like Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Shark Week, Man vs. Wild, you know, good stuff.

How is TLC still a network? It'd be ok if they made a few shows following people in extraordinary situations but every freakin show? It's getting ridiculous.

I hate the shows on TLC. That's why the only show I'll watch is Jersey Shore.