Monday, January 4, 2010

2009 We Hardly Knew Ye, or Wanted Too...

If the decade was the NFL and years were coaches, 2009 would be Jim Zorn. He was put in an impossible situation, it just so happened that he couldn't really do anything about it. The state of the economy is Daniel Snyder, poor 2009 was merely a innocent quarterback coach from Seattle, Washington. Yet 2009 gets the blame and everyone will remember 2009 as a crappy year.

So, let's look forward to 2010. A year with endless possibilities. I personally plan to achieve every single one of my goals this year. I'm setting the bar too low. That's been my biggest problem. Staying organized. Now that's a great new years resolution. Small potatoes if you ask me. You'll organize all of your junk then in a few months you'll be on the show Hoarders and in danger of eviction. Aim higher! Set your goals so high that simply attempting to achieve them, you'll complete some of the lesser goals on the way up.

Rogue Squirrel believes in the power of love. As the great Heuy Lewis once said, "don't take money, don't take fame, don't take no credit card to ride this train, blah blah blah, it might just save your life. It's the power of love." We love our shirts. Our shirts are much like animals in a shelter. If you don't buy/adopt them, we have to put them down. We smuggled in a barrel of that stuff from Who Framed Roger Rabbit, that is used to kill toons. We call it "the Dip". The only thing that can destroy a t-shirt.

Right or wrong, everything in this email is from my own memory of the spelling and facts of WFRR and Mr. Lewis and the News as I am too lazy to look up song lyrics and movie facts. In no way does this reflect the work ethic of Rogue Squirrel or it's subsidiaries.

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