New Years Roguesolutions

New Years Resolutions brought to you by Rogue Squirrel Apparel.

We bid a fond farewell to 2009 and say hello to 20 el Tigre.

As we here at the Rogue Squirrel compound inside an active volcano look back at 2009. Sipping brandy from our monogrammed snifters, we think back, wondering, pondering...

...Enough of the past, we're about the future.

New designs, new promotional items, new web site, new everything.

We will be printing three new shirts to start off the new year. Rogue Squirrel will pay homage to that most excellent Renaissance inventor and artist, Leonardo Da Vinci, plus a simpler approach to our famous Logo Tee. Not to mention a new long sleeve shirt that will offer something so subtle it will haunt your subconscious.

Our partnership with Limi Boutique has given us the ability to sell scarves and sunglasses on our web site to keep us up to date on the hottest accessories on the planet. Yeah, planet Earth. We look forward to new partnerships, especially our new sponsorship deals with @#$%@^ and &%^@@&^%. Sorry, we can't divulge any info at this time. We can't give away all of our secrets. Rogue Squirrel likes to play it's cards close to it's nuts. Acorns!

In a nutshell, out with the old and in with the new. 2010 will be our years, as 2009 was, and 2008 and part of 2007, since we were incorporated in August.

To our oversees supporters, we love you too! RS World Wide!

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!

TLC is going to H.E. Double Hockey Sticks

TLC or The Learning Channel to the lapers, is going to the anti-heaven.

Exploitation at it's finest. That's the creedo of TLC. I hope I'm not the only one that sees this trend of releasing shows that are just wrong... and kind of funny, but that's only because I'm a tad evil. Just a little.

Jon and Kate plus Eight. MORE! Table for Twelve. MORE POWER!! 18 Kids and Counting. MORTAL KOMBAT!!! TLC, you glorious son of a bitch, you've done it! You've taken ordinary things and made them EXTRAordinary. Everyone loves little kids, then let's giv'em 18 f#$%ing kids! Everyone loves little people. Let's giv'em a couple of little people and watch how they cope with the struggles of a big world. That's for pansies! Let's get a couple of little people and have them work in a CHOCOLATE FACTORY! What's left? We've done a show to supply Dateline: To Catch A Predator with plenty of material by airing Toddlers and Tiaras. We've done a show about little people with little people kids and normal sized kids. We've done a show about a mob boss that bakes cakes. What's left?

I'VE F#$%ING GOT IT!!! A show following an African American family. But let's make them really fat! Cast your Emmy ballots now cause no other show on TV has a chance. We'll name it One Big Happy Family. Get it? Because they're big, and they're happy because they always look at the bright side of their inabilities and appearances. Throw some money at them, edit the footage to make them seem like caricatures of their true selves, then when they become famous enough to be hounded by paparazzi and the family splits up, we'll move on. Then we'll create a show about a family of 20 over weight African American little people who make custom choppers out of chocolate. It will be called "F#$%ING AWESOME"!

TLC, what are you thinking? The Discovery Channel has shows like Deadliest Catch, Dirty Jobs, Shark Week, Man vs. Wild, you know, good stuff.

How is TLC still a network? It'd be ok if they made a few shows following people in extraordinary situations but every freakin show? It's getting ridiculous.

I hate the shows on TLC. That's why the only show I'll watch is Jersey Shore.